Transformers Age of Extinction – Cherry @themovies review

Well Michael I keep calling the movie Transformers: Edge of Extinction since you really took the movie to the edge with your bad casting, old 80s looking pyronectics, awful romance storyline (barely legal HS student??? ewww) and daddy issues with Mark Wahlburg.

I went in with high expectations .. well high expectations of seeing the Dynobots, great fight scenes with Optimus and the other transformers/decepticons … well that’s all I really wanted and expected. Not a teen angst drama, not a adult man dating a High School Student (soo icky that you ‘explained’ it with a law .. once again EWWW) and the surfer dude friend .. urggh!!!

Michael I expect better from you since normally you always give the fans what we want explosions, great car chases, well choreographed fight scenes and people (let’s keep it real .. GUYS) walking away from gigantic explosions.

Instead you gave us a mess a dang mess!!! It felt like 30 minutes went into some major backstory of the family (don’t care) , a bunch of super sexualized girls who look like kids (very barely legal porn camera caressing young girls for the viewing pleasure of pervy guys) and just well a yawn fest. It got ‘OK’ for the last 30 minutes as long as you ignored the humans who fell into every scene like lead balloons of boring

I have to say that this is a movie worthy of waiting till it comes on HBO or streams on Netflix/Amazon or other service since paying to see this at the theatre will annoy you and if your thinking about splurging on the 3D DON’T it’s pointless shit for them to extort a few more dollars out of Transformers fans.

I never thought I’d say it but bring back the original crew of Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson that made the movie fun!

I’m giving Transformers: Age of Extinction a ‘D’ and that’s only because the Dynobots looked awesome from the brief cameos they did at the end of the movie. Damn you Michael for ruining Transformers damn you to hell!!!

Transformers: Age of Extinction
2h 45m – Adventure/Sci-Fi

As humanity picks up the pieces, following the conclusion of “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” Autobots and Decepticons have all but vanished from the face of the planet. However, a group of powerful, ingenious businessman and scientists attempt to learn from past Transformer incursions and push the boundaries of technology beyond what they can control – all while an ancient, powerful Transformer menace sets Earth in his cross-hairs.

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